3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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