Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My liver just had a heart attack.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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