i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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