A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I have fence marks all over my body
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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