apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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