Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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