the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This is classic penis vs brain.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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