I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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