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• (817): View more from Texas

  you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag

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  could you get any more awkward?

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• (562): View more from California

  The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh 

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The struggles of a small town man whore

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• (714): View more from California

  At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,

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• (512): View more from Texas

  On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.

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• (415): View more from California

  OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING

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  Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!

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  I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.

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