would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.