I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up