And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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