if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Operation Purity has been aborted
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
