how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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