well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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