"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
