yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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