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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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