the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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