i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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