I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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