Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Enjoy the penises
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COCAINE IS GR8
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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