kristin has been a bad kristin
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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