someone threw a dead crab at me
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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