I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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