We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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