Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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