what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Come see our sink grown plant.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I would fuck him just for his dog
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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