she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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