My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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