i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
wow bdsm is so cute
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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