you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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