The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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