How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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