bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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