are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
