Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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