yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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