You just made me feel so damn special
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
