Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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