no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Duck Duck Cougar?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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