Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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