Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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