yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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