You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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