What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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