i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
