My friends, they love my intelligence
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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