STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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