I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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