dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The Olympian is in my bed
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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