no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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