He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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