I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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