Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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