she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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