you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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