Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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