i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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