Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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