i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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