You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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